one time i got bored in class so i drank 3 bottles of water and when my teacher asked me what i was doing i told him i was trying to drown myself
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iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:
can we talk about how sherlock holmes says ‘neat’
oh these kids were eating themselves to death with mercury poisoned chocolate
neat
golly gee john come look isn’t that just nifty
NO NO NO
‘Neat’ doesn’t mean that in England!
He literally means ‘neat’, as in tidy - he thinks the crime as well conducted.
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r-i-v-e-r-s-of-r-e-b-e-l-l-i-o-n:
I’m kind of caught in this endless dilemma between dancing, singing and genocide
there has never been a better time to use this gif
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I just got this joke. Granted, the last time I actually sat down and watched the whole movie was when I was 14, but for my entire life I thought it was a “you two are not good looking people” joke. I just realized it’s a “that’s obviously a dude in drag, but I don’t care about who you love when it comes to love” joke.
My god am I a fucking idiot.
She fucking throws glitter. How much more obvious does it get.
THE FUCKING EPIPHANY.
Apparently, in the Norwegian version she actually says “Brave of you to come out of the closet.”
(Source: disneyyandmore, via little--lion--girl)
